Re: Ask a Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answe Version 2

by Jaysp656 Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:36 am

like a dog on its death bed

How many stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by johnstang2 Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:26 am

stupid questions are too stupid to screw anything right.

How fast is the internet?

by Jaysp656 Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:22 am

So fast it would get a ticket if it was driving down the highway

Why does most anime appeal to people with school girl fetishes?

by johnstang2 Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:12 am

I tell you after i watch the anime "Girls in school"

(real answer is that the Japanese are perverts)

Where is the divine line?

by Jaysp656 Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:41 am

between reality

What is 2+2 ?

by johnstang2 Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:01 pm

6 or more

What went thru my head while answering the last stupid question?

by Jaysp656 Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:02 pm

"fish, duh! (can't put that so ...ummmm....6 or more!"

Am I a god?

by johnstang2 Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:58 pm

SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY there is another fool claiming to be god.

Does that answer your question?

by Jaysp656 Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:44 pm

As long as my mam can bake pie!

Where does a thread go?

by johnstang2 Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:27 pm

into the eye of the needle

How come the rain falls down out of the sky?

by Jaysp656 Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:11 am

Because Oxygen-based aliens are attacking

What is ball-lightning?

by johnstang2 Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:15 am

when we fight the alien balls from planet ball

Now when does the ball bounce?

by Jaysp656 Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:21 am

when you stop sitting on it

Why do balls pop?

by johnstang2 Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:51 am

you always overfill them with propane

why do you have a computer panel for an avatar

by Jaysp656 Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:52 pm

(is it?)

Because I like redundancy

Why do you have a blonde-haired dual-sword wielding guy with a scratch on his face as your?

by Mylespol Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:24 pm

because i like water

why do you want to post after me?

by Jaysp656 Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:03 pm

Because you want to be graced by my presence

What else does Slenderman do when he is behind you besides dance?

Slendy Dancing:

by JAMSM Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:14 am

gives orders to the president via bluetooth

//EDIT: THIS POST GAVE ME ~~CANCER.~~ Shinigami.

why hasn't krypton exploded, sending superman here yet?

by Jaysp656 Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:43 am

Because we nuked it yet Shocked

Why is Kyo Sohma so angry all the time? (Furuba reference)

by CreaminFreeman Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:16 am

Because he is constantly constipated

Why don't i have many friends?

by JAMSM Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:19 am

Because you aren't bald

Why do I keep using this username?

by CreaminFreeman Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:24 am

Cause you don't even lift

Why does stepping on legos hurt so much?

by JAMSM Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:26 am

because they were made by the eye of sauron

do u even lift?

by CreaminFreeman Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:58 am

Nah, i do cardio

Will i be single for valentines day?

by Jaysp656 Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:00 am

Depends on hoe much chocolate you buy clown

What will I do tomorrow?

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