Ask a Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answe Version 2

Example of How this works

Me:Where do babies come from?

Meta: Santa? Santa.

Do you want a taco?


Can you speak pig Latiin using legit latin in a Japanese accent on a Portugal bus?

Lets go to england and see

Can you fly a space battleship during a solar crisis?

Of course! I DONT CARE WHAT WHEEL SET WE USE, WE MUST GET TO THAT SPA!

Where can I get free soda?

Here (passes soda) now that will be 1.50.

When can we go to the dance party at the movie theater?

When that big boc in the theatre stops blaring lights


What is the proce of a taco?

Ask someone from Spain they would know

WhereIsTheSpaceBarKey

somewhere over the rainbow

how about them Yankees?

They died in a fire.

Is it wierd that I want to write a song saying goodbye to the old JD site?

Hey that might make a good slogan for the new site.

Is it true that Lassie going to get his own anime about a dog piloting a giant robot?

Yes, And princess Dumbledore and the sneaky store bought beef buns will cameo in it.

Where is the nearest restroom?

Its just right around the corner on the other side of the Milky Way. Hope on board my space cruiser and I will take you.

How do you spell relief?

You can't, no such thing exists due to the fact that hippos constantly bang on the front door begging for tacos and a game of bingo.

What is the definition of "Time"?

No no - not until you jump start the universal trans device.

Where did I go wrong?

Somewhere before the beginning and after the end.

Why do fans spin?

To keep the universe together, and prove string theory.

What is a penguins favorite type of food?

Cooked head of a sheep, with redwine vinegrete and seasoned with a special herb only found on the planet Stratos IV

I Eat hotdogs and Lasagna while watching anime, this makes flowers sprout on the hood of my car, why is that?.

because the hood of your car is directly connected to your heart.

Why does the cow jump over the moon?

to reach the other side

why must i post a new question?

To provoke me to respond

Where's my money?

What money?!

No really, what money?

Wrong password, exiting program...

What is anime?

Huh ... anime ... no such question exist

Why is the grass supposed to be green?

so that people in traffic know when to go.

what is the fifty-eighth state of the continental united states of bacon?

cherrios

why is this one wave white and this other wave blue? green?

For traffic sake. Each color corresponds to a direction.

How does one open a door?