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this.

what will I do tomorrow?

Nothing, absolutely nothing

What's for breakfast tomorrow?

I don't know, the chef won't decide until march

why won't Rick Astley ever give you up, let you down, or run around and desert you?

Cause he Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Should i skip school tomorrow?

Only if your unborn grandchildren did so yesterday

how expensive do you think this car is?

Spoiler:

About .23 times more expensive than a toilet seat cover.


Why are smileys usually yellow?

They thought red was too awesome



Why is she so hot?

because she doesn't have a swimming pool to cool off in.

what time is it?

Freak out time


Why can't we divide by zero?

because one is the loneliest number, meaning that 0 is like infinitely lonely, because it's lonelier than the loneliest, and to divide is to put things into groups of, so if you put 6 apples into groups of 2, you get 3 apples in each group. therefore, you would have to put things into an infinitely lonely group, but nothing likes being lonely, even numbers. so they won't let you.

inb4 tl;dr.

why did I go to such lengths to explain that?

Cause you got nothing better to do?

Why hasn't my post count gone up?
(Serious and stupid answer would be nice)

post count doesn't go up under the "The Asylum" board
Why, you ask? because it's an insane asylum, and this is all in your head

how do I get the cool, get the cool shoeshine?

You have to prove your shoes are dirty in the first place.

What is the function of a moon?

To be flashed




Where is the second sun?

Behind your right ear.

Why is the sky blue?

So that people wont panic


Who likes Haters?

the devil

what color is the devil?

The colors of the rainbow

What should i do tomorrow?

Do the The Hokey Pokey




How do you like that?

I like it more than biscuits with a deep purple gravy.



Sounds brutal, but can one really suck up buttermilk like that?

no

why do birds fly

cause they are lighter than air.

why can't I breath underwater?

Cause logic, thats why

What will the weather be like tomorrow?

Like its always been.

What has logic has to do with the inability to breath underwater?

Absolutely nothing.

How can I get free money?