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China Now Hiring “Chief Pornographic Identification Officer”, Benefits Include Fruit, Yogurt

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Post by bedheadred Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:42 am

The illegal posting of adult content on the internet is a huge problem for producers, and even for China — a country that maintains remarkably strict standards regarding adult content — it’s near impossible to regulate. Like a whack-a-mole game (especially this one) infinite in scope, when one site is shut down another one pops up right away.

To stem this trend a security company is looking for one brave soul with can sail out into the vast sea of information on the net and locate websites hosting adult content.

That’s right: they want to pay someone to look for pornographic websites – what many of you are probably doing right now, but for cash.


And that’s not all. This opening has a compensation package that puts many other jobs to shame. Free fruit and pudding anyone?

The security company who put this job advert out, Anquan Lianmeng (League of Security) said that they received thousands of applications within two days of posting. Many of which had come in from outside of the country. It’s no surprise considering the description:

Job Title: Chief Pornographic Identification Officer
Work Location: Beijing
Compensation: 200,000 RMB (US$32,300) yearly
Job Description: Rapid Determination of Adult Sites

Requirements:
1) Must be familiar with the standard of adult content from around the world
2) Must be familiar with China’s law standards regarding adult content, familiar with documented regulations
3) Must be familiar with the standards for adult content on China’s internet and it’s service providers
4) Regardless of gender, must be college graduate from 25-35 years old
5) Must have a strong sense of responsibility and work well in a team

You hear that? It’s the sound of millions of Chinese law books opening at once. While 32 grand a year isn’t a stellar salary, it’s more than enough remuneration for the task at hand, and we haven’t even gotten to the benefits package yet.

Benefits
1) Full insurance benefits; food, transportation and some communication expenses
2) Book purchasing expenses (actual cost); daily fruit and yogurt
3) Yearly physical check-up; birthday, wedding, and baby bonuses

So in addition to getting decently paid for looking up porn sites, you get birthday presents and daily fruit with yogurt. Censorship never sounded so sweet! [Source: Rocket News 24]http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/04/17/chinas-league-of-safety-now-hiring-chief-pornographic-identification-officer/
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Post by Sporadic Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:47 am

wtf, I dont even...
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Post by Sir Maddy Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:55 am

Hue hue hue.
Sign me up.
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Post by Shogun13 Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:02 am

bedheadred wrote:whack-a-mole game
Punception has been achieved. There's so many layers to it.
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Post by vashnik Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:55 am

It's like the "Oh Japan" posts on Facebook, but in this case "Oh China; Win or Fail?" lol

Needless to say, my curiosity of who actually decided to come name such a job position got the better of me. I couldn't stop laughing.

Thank you, Red. This made my day. I can sleep soundly, knowing China is fighting the big fight and allowing certain people to browse the internet for porn sites and get paid for it. There's hope for the workforce yet. lol
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Post by Noobs Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:31 am

Sporadic wrote:wtf, I dont even...

here it needs some pic

Spoiler:
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Post by Valvatorez Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:16 am

Sir Maddy wrote:Hue hue hue.
Sign me up.

Nah, it'll be me.
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Post by Natsuru-san Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:04 am

LOL!!! Then I stopped laughing as much when I read what you'd get paid with. Also, fruit and Yogurt, now that's perverted given the nature here. Come on, you can't tell me they weren't being pervy there. Anyway I'd advise against taking the job everyone. It pays well but your reporting the sites why? For them to take them all down. Yup every single last one of them. On top of that all you could easily lose yourself and change into well, it ain't pretty is all I should have to say. So the job comes with it's own risks too.

Honestly though this is so baka.
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