Corrupt my wish

Granted but when you first look into it you accidentally zoomed into a star and are blinded by the light. You go blind as a result and can never see anything again.


I wish Fairy Tail wasn't ending and that instead of a pointless filler arc they would create an arc that would remain canon for the anime. Any conflicts with the manga's plot created by this arc would simply be altered in the anime's plot.

granted but they lose funding because they went over budget. so it never is completed


I wish for my own anime

Granted you now at the main character in "The Yaoi adventures of Jaysp656".

I wish for a catgirls to be a reality...

granted but they have sharp claws that they use to scratch everything. and they aren't "compatible" with humans.


I wish I was a regular anime-ish catgirl...

granted but it only lasts 2 seconds and then you turn back to normal, except for a love of catnip

I wish my computer could run games at the highest graphics settings....

Granted but your computer has dial up and runs off floppy disks.

Severus wrote:Granted but your computer has dial up and runs off floppy disks.

I grant Sev's hidden wish. However the result of the wish remains hidden as well.

I wish to know what his hidden wish was.

Granted, but it take eons to find out, and ravages your mind like a nightmare.

I wish for otters!

I like men! I slept with Doomguy, Crazy, L3GION, Natsuru, Siets, Shadow_Links, CreaminFreeman, Hikarioreno, Nim, Severus, myself, Blazer, Jaysp, Joshier, BK-201, Karma, Spor, Shogun, Bato, Natsu, Roy, Maddy, YoSo, Red, DemonEyesJoe, Great_Oak and Wampa!

Granted but you sleep with them as well

I wish to meet President Lincoln in the afterlife

Granted, but he takes you as his sex slave.

I fail to see how my otter wish was corrupted, so I wish for... MORE OTTERS!!!

I like men! I slept with LEDlump, Keiichi, Doomguy, Crazy, L3GION, Natsuru, Siets, Shadow_Links, CreaminFreeman, Hikarioreno, Nim, Severus, myself, Blazer, Jaysp, Joshier, BK-201, Karma, Spor, Shogun, Bato, Natsu, Roy, Maddy, YoSo, Red, DemonEyesJoe, Great_Oak and Wampa!

Granted but you die from the sheer weight...


I wish you had one otter

Granted, but it's an uber-otter named Jeffry, and he resurrects me, and gives me world domination with his uber-otter-ness.

I wish I could tell just what the hell Doomguy's avi is...

I like men! I slept with LEDlump, Keiichi, Doomguy, Crazy, L3GION, Natsuru, Siets, Shadow_Links, CreaminFreeman, Hikarioreno, Nim, Severus, myself, Blazer, Jaysp, Joshier, BK-201, Karma, Spor, Shogun, Bato, Natsu, Roy, Maddy, YoSo, Red, DemonEyesJoe, Great_Oak and Wampa!

Granted but the sheer awesomeness blows your mind...into little pieces


I wish I could make my own really good sigs and avatars from scratch

Granted, but you are unable to upload or transfer them.

I wish for... a wall that wasn't painted green.

I like men! I slept with LEDlump, Keiichi, Doomguy, Crazy, L3GION, Natsuru, Siets, Shadow_Links, CreaminFreeman, Hikarioreno, Nim, Severus, myself, Blazer, Jaysp, Joshier, BK-201, Karma, Spor, Shogun, Bato, Natsu, Roy, Maddy, YoSo, Red, DemonEyesJoe, Great_Oak and Wampa!

granted but now every other walls is painted green

i wish that my artistry level wasnt in the negatives....

Granted but now it is so bad that even negatives don't cover it

I wish for a monkey

Granted but somehow you and he get stuck on a space ship that gets launched into a black hole rendering you unconscious. When you wake up, you find yourself alone on a planet with talking apes. Later on you learn that the monkey avoided the black hole and created life on the planet you now awaken in

I wish to make a highly acclaimed movie.

Granted however your movie compels someone to kill another banning your movie forever.

I wish for a new to of the line laptop

Granted although the particular computer you get is damaged easily requiring that you go through the annoying process of getting your computer replaced just 2 weeks after getting it.

I wish for a shiny 5 lb glass marble.

Granted but it was broken because of your clumsiness

i wish for an anime character to be real

Granted now Mudkip is now real. What have you done!? The world cannot resist!

I wish I knew what your initials really stand for

granted, it is my name and i think the timing is good or not...

i wish that japans technology will be like the High Tech Animations that they made.

Granted but the world cannot withstand the onslaught of Nyan maids and the economy collapses due to people spending all their money on Japanese "products".

I wish for whatever the next person wishes for.

Granted, i don't wish for anything

I wish for a good grade on my test tomorrow

Granted but this only applies on Wednesday since this is when I read it

I wish for a time machine